I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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