Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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