is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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