Porn is love you can see.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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