Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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