You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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