Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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