She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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