are you so shy because you have an std?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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