Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
