rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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