So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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