Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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