I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
i drank out of a bidet.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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