Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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