Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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