Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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