So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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