I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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