Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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