if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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