yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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