dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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