There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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