im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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