I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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