It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Please don't give away my fajitas
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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