Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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