doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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