Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Randomize