nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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