I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
