Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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