Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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