You work out of a Hotel?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
