this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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