is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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