Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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