The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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