Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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