i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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