Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Randomize
