It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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