I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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