College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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