Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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