I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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