What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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