rhymes with "ouble enetration"
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
she pinky promised me she was 18
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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