No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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