no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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