we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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