Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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